On these pages ya'll find some stories
of country livin and all it's glories.
Oh, the truth may be stretched jest a bit
so's ya'll have more fun a read'n it.

The most portant thang you should do
is watch out for the 'bull' and cow patties too.
I'll tell ya secrets our family's kept quiet
even if my writin causes a family fight.

Please be aware as you enter here, a smile
is all I ask in return for your visit'n a while.
I attempt to make your visit lots of fun
so read my pages one-by-one!

It takes days of diggin with a shovel
to get the stories out of this hovel.
Ya'll find most things here on the farm
are meant for fun; don't mean no harm.

I hears that city folk have stories too
but, I can't write bout sometim I can't do.
I'll stay in the country where livin is fine
and I can goof off pret near any ol time.

Just  Stories & Poems bout good O' Country Folks

Now, there's a lot more
stories a wait'n to be told.
About gramps who's purdy old
and cousin Mabel at the store.
And one day we can look
at Sis's 'pen pal' love letters,
she keeps em in a book
under the mattress of feathers.


For good clean fun
Start with Pa's Story
clicking on 'next' until done.

Pa's Side of the Story
He tells it like he THINKS it is.
Ma's Side of the Story
She tells it like it is.
Granny's Side of the story
tells the way SHE is
Doctor Ding-a-Ling-a-Ling's Report
He ain't the best, but THINKS he may be.
Cousin El Roy's Barnyard Critters
Ma's Best Fruit Cake Recipe
Bye, Bye, Chicken
A Frog'n I Did Go
Cousin Jim Bob's Cow Sense

Step inside my outhouse and leav a note There's always a 'hole' lots of paper and I read ever thang that's wrote. Ain't no spiders or snakes inside so don't be a feared and hide just leave it there fer me with you address so's I can come see ya It's so easy to leave message fer me.